Cryo starts with a disaster. A mission gone wrong. A colony ship crash landing onto a desolate, frozen planet. The ship utterly broken with crew in cryostasis pods strewn about the mountainside. Players take on the role of separate, hostile factions, competing to accrue resources and shuttle their tribes stasis pods into the nearby caverns before the sun sets and everything left on the surface is lost to the unsurvivable cold.
The actions you take are via drones, flying off your personal player board and landing on the various docks around the planet, either gaining or consuming resources to gain other benefits, such as better resources, energy, cards, or resource chips that you can slot into your player board to create your own resource generation spots that get activated when you recall your drones.
At its heart, Cryo is about sending drones out to collect resources and recalling them to trigger bonuses and upgrades, gradually transforming your platform into a more efficient rescue operation. The game is medium weight in complexity, there are only 4 resources, and 4 main sections where you can place your workers. Half the actions on the board do the same thing, just in different locations, and the other half of the actions convert one of the 3 main resources into the other 2 special resources, or cards. The section off to the right is a bit special in what it can do, but even it all makes sense after just a minute of explanation. Despite the simplicity of the gameplay, the setup feels unnecessarily fiddly for a medium-weight euro: separating sunset tokens, organizing player-count-based stacks of resource chips, and sorting multiple tile types adds an early layer of tedium that contrasts with the otherwise smooth turns.
Unlike many other engine building point scoring eurogames, Cryo has a distinct arc. You aren’t swelling and deflating with resources like a pufferfish. Instead, the whole game has you shuffling your cubes up and down in service of slowly shuttling the pods containing your crew into the caverns. The majority of your points will come from that, both from just existing underground, and from the area majority aspect of the caves.
Cryo is probably the perfect name for the game, because the pacing can feel glacial. One of the things I complained about when reviewing Rajas of the Ganges, was that I get annoyed when the growth of an engine is just trading one resource for 2 others. Giving up a green resource to earn a pink and a grey resource is not what I find exciting in a board game. Cryo , is a little better than Rajas in doling out bonus resources that enable you to take just one extra action before needing to recall, but it’s a tiny step forward that still leaves me a bit frustrated.
As I said, Cryo has a distinct arc. At first, you’ll spend your time playing cards as upgrades to give you a bit of a leg up, and you’ll take the resource tokens from the main board and slot them into the little formulas on your player board, so when you recall your drones, you can activate those resource conversions. Then, later on during the game, you really need to focus on playing your cards as ships, dismantling those formulas you built earlier in the game for a bonus resource, and shuttling full loads of your workers into the underground. You aren’t doing the same thing at the end of the game as you were doing at the beginning of the game.
The production of Cryo is pretty excellent. The dual layer player boards help players see how to build their platform, the plastic drones stack together very satisfyingly (although there’s never a reason to stack the drones). The art direction is excellent, with thick lines and flat pastel colours, I’m reminded of landscapes of Moebius’ sci-fi comic strips, or Scavengers Reign. The premise of the game should be applauded too. Instead of the same old boring story of economics and wealth generation, we’re treated to a bit of a sci-fi struggle. A tiny bit of tension, pushing you to get your pods underground before the sun sets, is something I enjoy much more than the generic game plot of earning money for the sake of earning money.
There’s nothing wrong with Cryo, but also nothing that makes me want to return. It’s a solid game with a cool theme and competent design, but in a hobby packed with engine-builders, Cryo doesn’t give me a reason to reach for it again. If someone eagerly brought it to the table, I’d play. But it’s not one I’ll be suggesting anytime soon.
Writing a review of Final Fantasy VI feels a little intimidating. This is a game that’s regularly listed among the greatest JRPGs of all time, if not one of the greatest video games of all time. NPR, Den of Geek, and Push Square have all ranked Final Fantasy VI as the very best entry in the series. It comes up anytime anyone asks what the best Final Fantasy game is, usually right alongside Final Fantasy VII and X.
My own experience with Final Fantasy VI is limited. I never played it on the SNES when I was a kid, I took a short run at it on an emulator on my phone nearly a decade ago, but I didn’t get very far on that attempt. This time, though, I’ve seen the credits roll, and I get it now. It’s good. Great, even. I have my complaints, sure, but overall it was a rich, memorable experience.
I’ll have more to say on how it compares to its SNES siblings in a separate post about the trilogy as a whole. For now, let’s talk about Final Fantasy VI, what it does well, where it stumbles, and why it still holds up all these years later.
The Story Begins…
Final Fantasy VI opens with 3 characters in Magitech suits of armour stomping across a barren, snow covered plain, a town nestled in the mountains slowly rising on the horizon. Those mechs stomp through the town of Narshe, and walk right up to an Esper, frozen in ice. Terra, feels pulled to it, and she and the Esper react to each other, giving off a blinding light.
Terra wakes up in a bed in a nearby home. An old man reveals that he pulled a mind control unit off of her head, returning her control to her body. Unfortunately, she can’t remember anything. Almost immediately, soldiers of the Empire bang on the door, and demand they turn Terra over to them. Terra flees out the back of the home into a nearby mine, where she is trapped and falls into a pit.
The old man sends Locke, a thief treasure hunter, after her, as Locke is a member of the Returners, a resistance group fighting against the growing Empire. Locke finds her, swears to protect her, and decides to head to Figaro to speak with the king. King Edgar, technically has an alliance with the Empire, but Locke reports that this is a ruse. Edgar is a high ranking member of the Returners, and is waiting for the right opportunity to turn on the Empire.
Enter Kefka, a general from the Empire, who shows up at Castile Figaro, and demands that Edgar turn over the girl. Edgar plays dumb, so Kefka does the most logical thing. Set the whole castle on fire. Edgar reveals that the castle can actually submerge under the sands, and it does to evade Kefka’s wrath.
Edgar, Locke, and Terra meet up with Edgars brother, Sabin, and then eventually with Bannon, leader of the Returners as well. As the group are deciding their next course of action, the Empire appears on their doorstep once again. The party escapes out the back, leaps onto a raft, and after a fast ride down the river, the party is split into three different groups.
The World of Balance
Unlike past Final Fantasy games, Final Fantasy VI is not set in a purely high fantasy setting. During the opening cutscene, it’s revealed that magic has actually waned over the last century, and the humans have developed technology to make their lives easier (technology like a whole-ass castle that can submerge under the sands). The characters still wield swords, and Terra uses the familiar Fire magic, but much of the world is clad in metal. There’s a bit of a grungy steampunk aesthetic to the world, that is a welcome change from the classical fantasy themes the past 5 games have treated us to.
Returning to the gameplay style of Final Fantasy IV, each character has a specific archetype they generally fit into, which also limits what characters can equip specific gear. Edgar can wield swords and spears, while Locke can handle swords and knives. There’s lots of overlap, but also some characters have weapons only they can use. Each character has their own skill as well, like Locke’s Steal ability, where he can swipe items from monsters, or Sabin’s Blitz commands, which require the player to enter a button combo a la street fighter to execute a command. These skills are specific to each character, no swapping skills here. It’s a bit of a jarring return to form, considering Final Fantasy V was all about letting you mix and match your abilities to create some really fun combinations. But in the end, I think this system allows the developers and designers to create a much more narratively cohesive character.
When in doubt, suplex a train.
Some of the character skills feel outright broken. Sabin, for example, got an attack called Rising Phoenix, that hit all the enemies on the field, often KOing most of them. Edgar similarly, has an auto-crossbow, that hits all enemies without any damage penalty. Neither of these skills have a cool-down or MP cost, which means I pretty much spammed them for most battles. It was rare that I chose the default attack option over their skills in any situation.
Rise of the Mad Clown Kefka
The story of Final Fantasy VI doesn’t necessarily have a main character. Terra, is an obvious player surrogate, considering she has amnesia, and gives other characters the perfect excuse to dump expository dialogue. The story does seem to revolve around her for a while, at the very least. While there could be arguments made for either Terra, Locke, or Edgar to be the main character, but really, Final FantasyVI has an ensemble cast. 14 characters in total join your party. Shadow, the mysterious sell-sword comes and goes, while Cyan joins up with Sabin after Kefka poisons the water of Castle Domo, killing everyone inside, including empire prisoners, Domo soldiers, and Cyan’s king, along with his wife and child. Celes, and ex-general of the Empire, joins Locke when he finds her chained in a dungeon with her execution scheduled for the next day. he vows to protect her, and scuttles her to safety.
Most of the 14 characters have their own place in the story, and you will be rewarded with extra cutscenes if you have those characters in your party when you visit certain locations. Like witnessing Edgar and Sabin’s flashback to when Sabin renounced the crown, leaving his brother to take on the role of governing the kingdom after their father died, or Shadows dreams if he’s in the party when you rest at an inn. Most of the characters feel fully realized and complex. Others, however, are one note. Mog is a Moogle who just wants to help. Gau is a child, raised by monsters, who follows you around after you throw some meat his way.
The party eventually make their way back to Narshe, and Terra confronts the Esper again. She transforms into a pink creature and flies away. After finding her, they learn from Ramuh that Terra is half human and half Esper. The empire has been experimenting on Espers to draw their magical abilities out, and infuse their soldiers with these powers, hence why Celes is able to use Blizzard. Ramuh reveals that Espers can turn themselves into Magicite, and lend their powers to the party. By holding a magicite, the characters both learn how to use magic, and can call upon the summon once per battle.
The party embarks on a mission to storm the Empire, and free the trapped Espers within. Celes stands in at an opera to trick Setzer so the party can make use of his airship. The party manages to break into the Magitech research facility and finds more Espers, which sense Ramuh’s power within yours, so they turn to Magicite too. Cid, the researcher who has been heading the Esper project, sees the magicite and is awed by its power. Turns out, the empire didn’t know about Magicite until now. And now Kefka and the Emperor Gestahl are in on the secret too.
After a flashback revealing the history of Gestahl breaking into the Esper realm and dragging some denizens back to this world, The group decide to open the sealed gate to ask the remaining Espers to help them stop the Empire once and for all. When they do so, Kefka and Gestahl appear right behind them. The Espers rush out and lay waste to the surrounding areas. Their raw power apparently sapping Gestahl’s thirst for conquest.
Gestahl imprisons Kefka and asks the party to team up. He needs an envoy to meet with the Espers and convince them to live peacefully together. Obviously, the empire can’t do it, so you’ll need to be the ones to broker peace. Terra and the team meet up with the Espers, and agree to live in harmony. The moment hands are shaken, Kefka bursts in again, and kills the Espers, forcing them to turn into Magicite, claiming their power for himself. With dozens of Magicite in hand, Kefka revels in his God-like power, and literally raises a continent from the ground into the sky. The party chase after them, and confront Gestahl and Kefka on the Floating Continent. Kefka tries to akwaken the warring Triad, the trio of Gods who turned themselves to stone to end the War of the Magi centuries ago. Gestahl, knowing awakening the Triad would bring about the end of the world, tries to stop Kefka, who kills Gestahl and flings his body from the Floating Continent. The party barely manage to escape the Floating Continent via the airship with their lives, but Kefka’s meddling with the Warring Traid destabilizes the planet, causing huge rifts in the geography to form, and for the airship to be torn asunder. The party is scattered to the winds, and the screen fades to black. Kefka has won.
World of Ruin
A year passes. Celes wakes up in a cabin on a small island. Cid, has been taking care of her for a year. He says he doesn’t know if anyone else is alive. The others who were on the planet with them have flung themselves from the cliffs in dispair. Cid himself, is sick, and doesn’t have much time left. Celete tries to save him, but when she fails, she climbs the mountain herself, and gives into her dispair.
I assume it’s her magic-enhanced body that saves her, but she awakens on the beach, washed ashore. There, she sees a seagull with a bandana wrapped around one wing. The same kind of Bandana that Locke wore. Perhaps the others survived after all. Celes returns to the cabin, reads the letter Cid left her before he succumbed to his illness, and finds a raft in the basement. She pushes herself off to sea to find her companions.
The second half of the game is Celes bringing the gang back together. Terra is found in a village taking care of half a dozen children who call her “Mama”. Edgar is found as the leader of a gang of thieves, as he leads a pillaging expedition to Castle Figaro. Shadow is found face down in a cave with a Behometh bearing down on him. Cyan is a hermit on a mountain, exchaning flowery letters with a girl in the village below.
You don’t have to collect everyone before taking on Kefka again. Once you have an airship and at least 3 party members, you can land on Kefka’s tower at anytime to begin the final assault. Each of the characters side quests will reward you with excellent gear, more magicite, and even some new party members who weren’t available in the World of Balance half of the game. Doing these sidequests give more flavour to each character, and are worth seeking out.
Once you embark on the assault, you split into 3 groups. Each group winds their way through the tower, pushing buttons to make paths for the other groups. All 12 characters you brought along convene for the final confrentation. God-Kefka laughs at your futilitiy. “Life? Hopes? Dreams? Where do they come from? And where are they headed? these things… I am going to destroy!” His nihistic nature is directly opposed by Terra and Locke, who have found hope and love, even in a ruined world. It’s an intense and emotional confrontation.
Once slain, the characters escape the tower, and the credits roll. Everyone lives happily ever after.
My Thoughts and Experiences
My thoughts on Final Fantasy VI are a bit conflicted, but overall, I quite enjoyed the game. The ensamble cast idea is good in theory, I like the freedom of being able to choose my team and uncover the characters stories as I adventure with them in the world. But not all characters are created equal. Some, like Gau, Relm, Mog, and Gogo are just flat and one note. As far as I can tell, there’s no motovations to these characters, nor do they react emotionally to the context of the story. Thankfully, the others pick up the slack. From discovering Locke’s fallen love, and his obsessive pursuit of finding a relic that can bring her back from the dead, to Cyan’s journey of losing his family and kingdom, I grew attached to many of these characters.
The first half of the game is a triumph of storytelling. You travel the world, picking up companions, create alliances and get betrayed, and eventually bring the fight to Kefka. Once the World of Ruin half of the game starts, the party is scattered, and the whole second half of the game is just, finding the same characters again. On one hand, this fusturates me. I already assembled the team, why do I have to do it again? On the other hand, this section of the game is non-linear. You can pick up almost any of the characters in any order. In addition to being non-linear, it’s also mostly optional. Once you have Edgar and Setzer, you can start the assult on Kefka’s tower to end the game. As far as pacing goes, the story comes to a screeching halt. The overarching narrative points you to Kefka’s tower, but you’ll spend 10 hours chasing down each characters side stories and vignettes. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, I really enjoy character development, but it’s a drastic shift from the first half.
By the time you’ve collected all your companions, and chased down any side missions you feel like doing, such as gathering more powerful Espers, or finding some of the best equipment, you’ll have likely settled on a party that you particularly like. Another fusturating moment for me showed up when I started the assult of Kefka’s tower. You split all the characters you’ve acquired into 3 parties, but most will likely be in the low to mid 30’s, with your core team in the mid to high 40’s. All the benched characters also completly lack magic, unless you’ve been going out of your way to swap characters in and out so they have a chance acquire the powerful skills. To me, this means you either need to grind a bit with all the characters to boost their level and magic ability, or, break up your main party amongst the teams and hope they can carry the load.
On that note, I did not find Final Fantasy VI very difficult. Between Sabin and Edgar spamming their skills, they easily carried me through the first half of the game. In the World of Ruin, Cyan got dual weild and a Masters Scroll, enabling him to attack 4 times with 2 weapons, unleashing more than 9999 damage for every one of his turns. I didn’t seek out Gau’s rages, or Strago’s Lores, or Mog’s dances. They weren’t in my main party, so I didn’t bother chasing down those rabbits. Some of the bosses had really intresting quirks or tricks that made me need to adjust my strategy, but aside from Leviathan obliterating my party until I leveled up a bunch, nothing felt like it was unbeatable after a bit of creativity.
All of this said, I really enjoyed Final Fantasy VI. The world was intresting, the characters were emotional and memorable, the music was amazing. The character sprites were expressive and fun, the landscape art was beautiful. The Magicite system lets everyone use magic, so one character isn’t just shoved into the role of White Mage, and mixing the relics let me customize the archtypes of each character just enough to keep me engaged. That being said, because magic is tied to magicite, it was a pain to have to swap magicite between characters so often. Ensuring everyone had some basic healing skills was one thing, but when it got to making sure all the elemental bases were covered on all four characters, it got really tedious having to go into the menus between every couple battles.
This tedium was exacerbated by the final dungeon, which has you create 3 teams of 4 characters. With 12 characters, all needing to share the best relics and magicite, it was a downright slog swapping items between characters. While I really like the concept of having to build out different teams, because it happened so infrequently, at least 2 characters on each team were almost completly devoid of any magic, and their equipment and relics were the bare dregs that I happened to have in my inventory.
I would be remiss if I didn’t talk about Kefka specifically. Much in the vein of the Joker from the Batman series, Kefka is just pure evil. He starts the game demanding his subordinates clean the sand from his boots as they trudge through the desert, complaining about the mission the emperor has given him. As the story progresses, every time he shows up, chaos and death follow. He has an iconic laugh, indicating that he revels in the war. He poisons the water supply of a castle under seige, killing everyone inside. Opposing solders, solders from his side that were taken captive, civilians, everyone. Later on in the game, it’s revealed that Kefka underwent experimentation much like Celes to imbue him with magic, but it broke his mind. Beyond that, Kefka never offers a reason for his evil. I was shocked when Kefka just straight up kills other players, his complete disregard for life laid bare. It was particularly prevelent when the party faces Kefka and the Emperor on the floating continent, and Kefka murders his Emperor. Kicks his lifeless body, then flings it off the platform to plummet to the Earth below. Kefka is a wild Villain. Unredeemable, and easy to hate. He is the chaotic evil Villain that is so easy to hate, because they are the anthisis of the values we all hold in our normal day to day life. The chaos he represents makes him an antoginist that I’ll remember for a long time to come.
Honestly, I could go on and on about Final Fantasy VI. There’s a ton to unpack in this game, and plenty of words have already been written covering this entry. I can see why Final Fantasy VI is considered a masterpiece, from it’s rich and emotional story, to it’s wide cast of unique characters, flexible magic system, and striking visuals, it was a profoundly enjoyable experience. Honestly, after completing the game, I felt a little let down. I was sad it was over, despite all my complaints I outlined above. And as the days have passed since finishing it, my thoughts and memories of Final Fantasy VI have only grown fonder.
Final Fantasy VI remains an excellent experience, even 25 years after it’s release. If you’ve never played Final Fantasy VI before, I implore you to give it a try. I don’t think it’s the best entry point for someone new to Final Fantasy games, or JRPGs in general. I may have come to Final Fantasy VI late, but the experience has left a mark on my heart all the same.
“Coffee.” Is it dark roast? milky tan? Burnt countertop? If it’s black to dark brown, which exact shade of dark brown is coffee?
Hues and Cues is a game that lives entirely in the disconnect between your brain and your eyeballs. A party game where you try to lead your friends to a single specific shade among an impressive gradient of 480 tiny squares using one word clues. That’s it. That’s the whole game.
Okay, a bit more detail. The active player draws a card, secretly picks one of four colours listed, then gives the group a single word clue. Then everyone guesses. Then they get a second word. Then, they guess again. Then the active player drops a frame around the specific shade they were trying to lead their friends to, and points are awarded based on how close everyone is to that frame. Then the next person becomes the clue-giver, and play continues until everyone’s had a turn (or until the mood sours, and you all decide to pack it in).
At its best, Hues and Cues delivers joy when you manage to lead people to the perfect shade of steely-blue with an off the wall clue like “Shark”. It’s great a facilitating fun conversations like “Are we talking Dutch Delft blue or Portuguese tile blue?” or “Blue-spruce green, or dark pine tree green?”. It’s especially great for larger groups, when you need something quick, casual, and low-commitment. If you don’t care about the score, players can drop in and out. There’s no setup. No fiddly rules. It’s as simple as pointing at a square and arguing about what shade of red Mario’s cap really is.
But while the concept is novel and clever, the experience can wear thin, fast.
In small groups, the game feels more like an exercise in tedium than entertainment. By the time everyone has given one clue, you’ve pretty much seen all the game has to offer. Sure, the board is massive, but so many of the colours are so similar that distinguishing F14 from F15 feels pointless and hopeless. And heaven help you if you’re even mildly colorblind, it’s actually unplayable at that point. It’s actually a bit ironic that a game about visual nuance has a big problem where the colours on the cards don’t really match the ones on the board. It’s a reminder why Pantone sells colour guides and swatches, so you can be sure that the colour you’re thinking of is properly replicated amonst all aspects of your production.
The clue-giving, while conceptually fun, is often harder than it should be. I spent more time agonizing over my second word clue than the rest of the table spent guessing. My first clue was already perfect, how can I improve on the last clue? I can’t think of anything any more light purple than lilac! It’s a frustration that sometimes just leads to awkward silence while one player is trying to think of anything helpful, while everyone else sits around and watches them think.
Hues and Cues is a fun idea, but it lacks staying power. The most fun you’ll have is probably the first time, when everyone’s discovering just how we all see “grape” as a different shade of purple (and one person chooses green). It’s really hard to recommend it, when other party games are so much more replayable and fun. Games like Dixit come to mind.
If you’re looking for a simple, social filler to throw down on a table during a family reunion, Hues and Cues might spark a weird debate about what the colour of kalamata olives are, or what shade of teal Bulbasaur really is. Just don’t expect much more than that.
Board Game Geek’s game ratings are usually a pretty good barometer for measuring the general quality of a game. My tastes generally align with the wider board game community, but now and then, everyone else gets it wrong. In this list, I’m going to preset the 5 games that the BGG community seems to think are are great, but I think are subjectively awful.
1. Terraforming Mars
BGG Rank: #7 Terraforming Mars looks great on paper. You’re building a corporate engine to terraform the red planet, managing resources and planning projects in a shared environment. But in my experience, it’s a frustrating exercise in deck lottery.
The deck of cards is enormous, and your ability to draw cards is brutally limited. Earning the benefit of drawing a single card is huge, which makes it expensive, or highly sought after. This shouldn’t be that be much of a problem, except that the corporation you start the game with often suggests a strategic path, but there’s no guarantee the necessary cards to synergize with your corporation will ever show up. Even when you’re playing with the drafting variant, meaning you’ll see much more cards, you’re still at the mercy of the deck.
My other main complaint, those cards that are so hard to come by, often have prerequisites, such as needing to be played before the oxygen level crosses a certain threshold. While I love the prerequisites thematically, they can show up long after they’re playable, making your limited draw feel even more useless. I cannot tell you how often I’ve held onto a card because I’m just one tag short, only for that tag to not show up for me for the rest of the game.
Terraforming Mars has its fans, but for me, it’s a hard pass.
2. Great Western Trail
BGG Rank: #17 Alexander Pfister is a well respected designer. But I am not a fan of most of his output.
In Great Western Trail, you’re herding cows, building up your deck, and placing buildings, as you run your meeple around and around a looping trail. There’s a fair amount going on, but little of it feels satisfying. It’s a flat, emotionless grind of getting your cows to the train, and then, doing it all over again.
GWTtechnically offers variety, you can pursue getting the train father, cull the low value cows out of your deck, or focus on building the buildings. But none of those routes feel especially dynamic or interesting. It’s a slow experience that overstays its welcome, especially at higher player counts. There’s no tension, no narrative, and no reason to return to the trail.
3. Grand Austria Hotel
BGG Rank: #67 At first glance, Grand Austria Hotel is a charming euro with elegant mechanics. You’re serving guests cake, strudel, and coffee, managing getting the rooms ready, all while dealing with the emperor’s whims. But when you start playing, you’ll discover that the dice system, which controls what actions you can take, is terribly arbitrary and restrictive, and the guest market can stagnate with no good options. The limited dice pool and scarcity of room-building options can make turns feel frustratingly out of your control.
What’s even worse, massive player downtime and analysis paralysis makes Grand Austria Hotel an absolute slog at four players. You can’t even really plan for your turn, because what the dice the other players take on their turn will dramatically affect what you’ll be able to do. The snake draft at 4 players means that if you were first player in a round, every other player will take two turns until it’s your turn again. It’s just a brutal amount of downtime.
My real sour grapes come from the last time I played this with Otter. He managed to roll the benefits from completing guests into the next guest, and the next guest, and the next. He was taking turn after turn, completing objective after objective, while I struggled to get a single strudel. Absolutely frustrating.
I like the Klemmens Franz artwork, though. And seeing characters from a bunch of different board games show up as guests is a nice treat.
4. Maracaibo
BGG Rank: #77
Hey, look! Another Alexander Pfister game. I really wanted to like Maracaibo. It has a rondel system similar to GWT, multi-use cards, and a pirate theme! But I felt that the experience was bloated, convoluted, and shockingly dull.
To evoke the feeling and imagery of pirates is a disservice to the players. There’s no tension, no risk, no high-stakes raiding, nothing to make you feel like pirates had anything to do with the game. Maracaibo is a swirl of disconnected mechanisms and tracks to progress as you fly around the islands, a la Great Western Trail.
I do not understand the appeal of Maracaibo. I felt nothing but frustration while playing it. None of the theme comes through, all of the fun things on your board are covered up and need to be unlocked, ‘combat’ is just comparing a track, and the game ends up being several hours long, every single time. At the very least, I’m very thankful that one player kinda can “rush” the endgame, so I can put myself out of my misery sooner.
5. Rajas of the Ganges
BGG Rank: #160 As I’ve already said in my full review: Rajas of the Ganges is pleasant. It’s colourful and has a unique “two types of points” scoring system (at least, it was unique until Ark Nova came along and stole it). But for all its charm, there’s not that much game underneath.
Once your engine gets going, Rajas of the Ganges plays itself. Once you get your income rolling in, the best action is obvious, every time. I get frustrated with how many of the worker placement spots are “trade one dice in for two”. A net gain of one dice means you may spend a whole round of actions just gathering dice so you can actually do something meaningful. And that’s just not my idea of fun.
It’s not a bad game. It’s just kinda forgettable. And given the sheer number of stronger euro games out there, like Castles of Burgundy, Orléans, or The Voyages of Marco Polo, I’m not sure why I’d ever choose to play Rajas of the Ganges again.
It’s OK to Disagree
If you love these games, that’s fine! More power to you. But for me, these titles don’t live up to their BGG hype. Each one of these have left me either apathetic after a play, or actually downright angry. And you’re not allowed to tell me that my feelings aren’t valid.
Do you have an overrated favourite game of your own? Let me know which wildly popular game you think is kinda garbage. And now that I have all this negativity out of my system, next week I’ll be much more positive. I promise.
Cooperative games can be a bit tricky for my group. Otter, absolutely loves them. He specifically loves the discussion and collaboration that comes from working together to solve a problem. He wants to analyze every possibility to arrive at the correct conclusion that will lead the team to victory. Unfortunately, this also means that it takes 4 hours to play Pandemic.
It doesn’t actually take 4 hours, but it sure feels like it sometimes. I’ve already mentally decided what I think the best course of action is, but he wants to talk through every possibility to be sure. And to his credit, sometimes we find a plan that is more efficient or just plain better than the one I had in mind. I should also point out that Otter wins at more games than I do.
Regardless, it was his desire to play Paleo when we met at our local board game café. I was a little hesitant to spend our evening with a cooperative game when we could be playing any of the new and exciting games that were in the library, but I’m nothing if not adaptable.
Paleo, as mentioned, is a cooperative game for 1 to 4 players. Designed by Peter Rustemeyer, with art by Dominik Mayer, Ingram Schell and Franz-Georg Stämmele, and published by Hans im Gluck in 2020. In Paleo, each player controls a group of pre-historic humans in their quest to create art. Kind of, the victory condition is to acquire 5 cave painting tiles, while the loss conditions is accruing 5 skulls. Each player is given a deck of cards, and each turn, each player draws 3 cards face down in front of them. The card backs depict a scene from nature, such as a babbling brook, a snow-capped mountain, or a dense forest. These backgrounds give you clues as to what is likely on the other side. There isn’t much wood on the mountain top, but there is meat and rocks up there.
Each player picks one card to attempt, and returns the others to their deck, then, everyone reveals their card simultaneously. Most cards will give you a couple challenges you can attempt to earn some resources, or give you the opportunity to help others complete their quests. Many of the cards will have you discarding cards off the top of your deck in return for resources, or asking you to acquire the correct number of tags amongst your tribe and tools to triumph over a challenge. When your deck runs you, you ‘go to sleep’, and when everyone’s decks are depleted, you move to the night phase. In the night phase, each tribe member requires a food, and there are a couple of end of day challenges that must be met. Falling short in any of those objectives will earn you one of those game losing skulls.
Earning the victory point mural pieces are no small feat, but they can be found in a variety of places. Some appear in the crafting deck, others appear after a particularly difficult battle, and so on. Either way, once you gather 5, you win the game. Paleo offers several scenarios, which has you adding some extra secret cards, different nighttime objectives, special crafting recipes, and adding a couple scenario specific cards to the main deck. The first scenario is focused around hunting mammoths, so most of the cards you add will have you hunting down those oversized dust bunnies.
Paleo rose to prominence when it won the 2021 Kennerspiel des Jahres, one of the most prestigious awards in cardboard, edging out fellow nominees Fantasy Realms and Lost Ruins of Arnak. While I personally don’t put a lot of stock into the Spiel des Jahres, I can’t help but pay attention to the games that get the Spiel nod, and Paleo is no different.
Starting the game with only two members of your tribe, doesn’t afford you a lot of leeway. Because all the game’s objectives are shuffled into a single deck, there is the chance that your first draw will be something that you cannot accomplish, even if everyone at the table pooled together to overcome. I’m talking specifically about the mammoth that requires 8 combat tags that I drew on my very first turn. But we can also blame me for making an ignorant decision.
The tribe members each generally have one tag, and often will come with a one time use benefit. If you can get lucky, you can start to build an engine. Acquire wood and rocks to craft a hand axe, giving you a perpetual combat and craft tag. If you’re unlucky, you’ll spend your one time use tools to overcome a challenge, and then be left weakened for the rest of the day. Do you want to discard your pelt to avoid a wound now, even though you need two pelts to craft the required tent for everyone to sleep in at the end of the day?
Most often, the cards aren’t difficult, but they do evoke a strong theme. The deer and dodo cards offer a large supply of food, but are then completely exiled from the game, as, they no longer exist after you eat them. The berry bush can either supply one food, and be used again next round, or three food and a wood but is then exiled from the game, evoking a little story in your head about your tribe ripping the bush out of the ground for a short term gain, long term loss.
The collaboration is pretty gentle, one player might announce they’re going to try and tackle one of their bramble cards, which will inspire others to choose more friendly cards so they can have the opportunity to help each other out, should the situation require it. Sometimes, you’ll pick a card thinking it’ll be a leisurely stream, but it turns out to be its own hazard, preventing you from helping others. There is a memory element to Paleo. Sometimes you’ll fail a challenge, like if you flip over the mountain card with the mammoth, only to be asked to produce 8 weapon tags. You’ll remember that every time one of the mammoth mountain cards comes up in the deck, and while you might skip past it for a few days in a row, eventually you’ll find yourself in a position to take it on.
Because all the events you’ll undertake are part of the same deck, there is the chance that you’ll just happen to pick the ones meant for the end game and are wildly too expensive for you to overcome at the start of the game. Sure, now you know what you’re working towards, but a string of these in a row will set you up for failure, all with little to no opportunity for players to avoid it. There were more than one rounds where players couldn’t resolve their own events because they were missing the required tags, and none of the other players needed their assistance. It’s not interesting to skip whole turns, thank you very much.
So many interesting decisions…
What I liked most about Paleo is the same thing that fills me with excitement when it comes to playing any Legacy games, and that’s the discovery. I LOVE earning the secret cards or revealing new dreams and crafting recipes, just to discover exactly what this treats the game has in store for us. But I also felt quite frustrated, as it felt like we were embarking on a quest of attrition. We started the game with 5 food, and at the start of each subsequent round, we had less than that. We were never making a surplus, instead, our resources were slowly dwindling as we milled the decks, searching for those victory conditions. I loved the moments when we found them, it was genuinely exciting. But I don’t believe that Paleo holds up to repeat plays. For me, once I’ve discovered the secrets and surprises, I have no motivations to return.
Paleo is a good, fun game, but I don’t see how it’s game of the year. The frustrations of an unlucky start kneecapping your ability to grow makes me hesitant to recommend Paleo in the first place. It certainly provides a unique experience, but I didn’t feel like I was having ‘fun’ in the strictest sense of the word. When we lost, it felt unavoidable, and when we won, it just felt like luck was on our side. There are many scenarios still to explore, but when I have the itch to play a cooperative game, there are so many others that I would rather pull off the shelf. For a thematic experience, Burgle Bros and Burgle Bros 2 are eminent favourites, and for a more puzzly experience, Pandemic: Fall of Rome and Viticulture World are both very strong contenders.
