I’ve started adding “Board Game Review” to the title of my posts to make it easier for me to schedule my posts according to my schedule, and because it’s surprisingly helpful with SEO, but I feel weird doing it when I’m reviewing a game that is just cards, like Too Many Poops.
I think I should start with the story of how this game entered my collection. My wife was out of town with her friend, and the two of them love to go thrift store shopping. Often, it’s more the hunt that they enjoy, over anything that they actually find, but recently she brought me home a present. A shrink-wrapped copy of Too Many Poops, solely because she knows I love games, and cats. A perfect gift, no?
To play Too Many Poops, players are dealt 2 cat cards and 2 tool cards. A pet shop is established in the centre of the table with 3 cats and 3 tools face up. To begin, all players pick one cat from their hand and plays it face up in front of them to establish their “house”.
On your turn, you must play at a cat card from your hand to your own house, your opponent’s house, or to the ‘wild’, which is just an oversized green card off to the side. After playing one cat, you may play up to two tool cards, and resolve their effects accordingly.
At the end of your turn, draw cards from the pet shop until your hand is back up to 6 cards, and add one poop for every cat in your house to your litter box. Players take turns one after another until one player has achieved 10 points to become the winner. Each cat is worth 1 point, but if you have cats of the same colour in your house, those cats are worth double. However, if you have two rival cats in your house, they’re flipped over to their colourless side and are worth 0 points. If your litter box ever has 10 poops at the end of your turn, then you’ve become overwhelmed with poops, and you’re eliminated from the game.
The first thing I noticed about Too Many Poops was the presence of pooples. Little wooden poop tokens. The next thing I noticed was that the rest of the production was pretty lush for a simple little card game. Each player gets a dual layered tile for their litter box, and a couple of the cards were iridescent. These rainbow cats have no rivals, and can belong to any colour. As a nice touch, the game also comes with non-foil versions of these cats, if you find their sheen distasteful. Another nice touch, they included a full set of rainbow cats, but with the names blanked, so you can add your own felines to the mix.
Playing the game is pretty simple, much along the lines of the incredibly popular Exploding Kittens. You play a cat to yourself to earn more points, or if you happen to have a rival for a cat in your opponent’s house, you can stymie their efforts. The tool cards are fairly varied, with effects that happen right away, or persist throughout the game, along with giving and stealing cats. There’s a lot of directly interacting or messing with your opponents, Nothing you have is safe.
When playing with larger player counts, the game descends into chaos. As more cats are on the table, more people taking turns and playing cats in between every one of your turns, the likelihood of your rival cat being foisted upon you gets exponentially higher. And with more cats in your house means more poops to have to clean up.
This was actually the part of Too Many Poops that I found the most interesting. The more cats you have, the more poops you generate, the more of the tools you take and use are spent mitigating your poop generating engine. It can feel like walking on a tightrope as you balance bringing more cats into your house for the points, but also needing to deal with the waste. That said, if you just so happen to get screwed on the tool cards a couple rounds in a row, there isn’t anything you can do to mitigate it. And other players can’t really affect the cards available to you, except via hate-drafting, and even then they’ll take the tool you wanted, only to have a similar one get revealed on the flop.
Too Many Poops was better than I expected it to be, but that’s hardly praise, as my expectations were in the basement. For fans of Exploding Kittens, Unstable Unicorn, or just cats in general, Too Many Poops offers a fast, chaotic, combative experience with a touch of set collection. It’s not a bad game by any stretch, but it’s best enjoyed with children who giggle every time you say poop. I won’t be bringing this out to my serious game group, but if you have a group who enjoy these kinds of take-that card games, Too Many Poops could be a hit!
I’ve become the guy whose known as “The Boardgamer” amongst my friend groups. I kind of delight when people who are unaware that board games can even be a hobby come to visit, and they open the doors to reveal my board game collection and see them be just a little flabbergasted. “I didn’t even know there were this many board games!” “How do you remember all the rules?” “Which one is best?” are all common statements, once they get over their shock. I thought I would list out my favourite games to play with board game newbies.
I’ll have another list soon with the best card games to play with newbies too! For this list, I wanted to focus on games that feature cardboard prevalently.
Starting off the list is Sagrada by Adrian Adamescu and Daryl Andrews, published by Floodgate Games. One of the key aspects to a game to introduce to a newbie is that it has to be beautiful. You eat with your eyes first after all, and Sagrada is eye-catching with it’s multitudes of colourful dice. It’s also easy to learn, understand, and offers a little bit of brain pain near the end as players who initially thought the game was so easy is confronted with the sum of their decisions. The ability to enjoy that brain pain is what separates gamers from non-gamers in my opinion. If someone can hold their head in their hand, then say “that was awesome, let’s do it again!”, then I know a new gamer has been born.
Wingspan, by Elizabeth Hargrave and published by Stonemaier Games is beloved by many for it’s easy of gameplay, beautiful artwork, and satisfying gameplay. It’s ostensibly an engine building game, but with only 4 actions to choose from, it’s easy to teach. It starts off a bit slowly for some, but there is a great progression that leaves players satisfied with what they’ve built, and it’s real easy on the eyes.
It’s no secret that I prefer Calico to Cascadia, but I know that I’m in the minority. And Calico can be a bit rough as a first experience. Cascadia on the other hand, is really satisfying to play. Designed by Randy Flynn and published by Flatout Games, Cascadia is a tile laying game where the tile you draft and the animal token you get to place are tied together. Each of the 5 animals have different scoring criteria, and the 5 biomes on the tiles score more if they’re grouped together. All these conflicting scoring opportunities create a satisfying experience!
Bruno Cathala makes great games, and Kingdomino is one of the best for introducing to new players. The math of terrain types multiplied by the number of crowns is simple, yet satisfying, and the tile draft of having the less valuable tiles also dictate who picks first in the next draft is a brilliant mechanism. Kingdomino is one of the games that brought my mom into the board game hobby, and for that, I’m thankful!
Stepping up from Kingdomino, I’d consider Barenpark,Takenoko, or Arboretum
7 Wonders
7 Wonders by Antoine Bauza and published by Repos was the first time I was scared away by a rulebook. the mere concept of drafting cards was too much for my poor little brain to handle at the time. But having someone teach me how to play is what really unlocked the love for board games that I have today. In 7 Wonders you’re drafting cards around the table, picking one to keep, and passing the rest on. At the end of 3 ages, you’ll stand in awe over the civilization you’ve built. 7 Wonders is a great game that scales up to 7 players, and yet retains a 30 minute play time. It’s become a classic for a reason, and if you’re looking to introduce your family to board games, you can’t go wrong with 7 Wonders.
Stepping up from 7 Wonders, I’d suggest Splendor, Century Spice Road, or Alhambra
And that’s the end of my list for now. Look forward to the card game list coming soon! And if you’re wondering where the games like Catan, and Ticket to Ride were, I’d have to tell you that I’m trying to bring people into the hobby, not scare them away. đ
Every now and then a game comes along that becomes my obsession for a short period of time. Those obsessions eventually fade as the next game comes along to steal my attention, but rarely one manages to keep my heart and become a comfort game for me. Istanbul was one of the first games that managed to worm its way into my heart and become a seminal classic for me.
Istanbul, designed by Rudiger Dorn and published by Pegasus Spiel in 2014 is a race game. You’re racing the opposing merchants to be the player to earn 5 rubies before the others. Throughout the game you’ll collect coins and resources, and use those to pay for those said rubies, by giving gifts to the mosque, selling at the market, upgrading your wagon, and visiting the gem sellers.
The main board of Istanbul is created by laying out 20 cards in a 4 by 4 grid. Each of these cards are an action space that you’ll utilize in your quest for the fastest rubies. One of these cards is the fountain, where the stacks of player discs begin the game.
The top disc of your stack as a sticker on it, that’s you. The discs below you are your merchants, and when you want to move onto a new action space, you’ll move your entire stack, and drop off a single disc onto the action space to take that action. On your next turn, you’ll leave that disc behind and move your remaining stack to a new action, depositing a disc again. Should you ever take an action a second time by moving yourself onto an action card where you have already deposited a disc, instead of shedding another one, you instead pick that disc up to replenish your stack. I think it goes without saying that if you move onto a new action, and you don’t have any discs to shed, you cannot take that action.
Keeping on with the race motif, almost everything in Istanbul starts out cheap and gets more expensive as the actions get used. The first gem to buy costs 12 coins, the first mosque tiles only require a showing of 2 goods, but by the end of the game, a gem can cost 18 or 19 coins, and those mosque tiles want you to have 4 goods before they bestow their power upon your carriage. It’s wonderfully satisfying to see that an opponent has JUST enough resources to take an action, but getting there first puts it just out of their reach again.
The other point of interaction with your opponents is just being in the space where they want to go. Your merchant existing in a spot doesn’t prevent anyone else from going to the same action, but they do have to pay you 2 coins for the privilege of standing next to you. It’s only right.
So, you run around the board, scattering discs to get coins, goods, and powers, all in an effort to earn rubies. The rubies can be bought directly for just coins or sets of goods, but there are a few extra ways to pick up a bonus ruby. If you manage to earn the favour of both mosque tiles that exist on a single card, you get a ruby. If you manage to completely fill out your cart, expanding your cargo capacity, you earn a ruby. First player to earn 5 rubies, wins the game.
There are two tiles on the board which have you rolling dice to earn goods or coins. The tea house has players say a number, then roll the dice. If your sum is higher than what you spoke, you get your bet. If it’s lower, you get a 2 coin consolation prize. Similarly, the Black Market lets you roll the dice, and if you get more of the luxury blue resource the higher you roll. These push your luck elements of the game can and will alter a player’s fate. If someone chooses to go to those spots and just happens to roll super well, they get a massive head start. That said, if someone goes there and fails two or three times in a game, they’ll be so far behind the other players that they might as well not even be playing. It’s an odd beast, gamble at your own peril.
Istanbul is fast and satisfying. I particularly love the phone implementation, as I can play a full 4 player game against some AI opponents in just 5 minutes. Perfect for when I’m idle, waiting for something to happen. Generally near the end of the game, you can figure out who is 4 turns away from ending it, and you are either in a position to get in their way, or you aren’t, and that’s just that. Thankfully, as long as players aren’t agonizing over their turns, by the time the game gets to that point, it’s over fairly quick. One more boon, because the game is ended by someone collecting their final ruby, there’s no need to count points. It’s just, done, and the player who achieved the goal has won!
It’s kind of amazing that I enjoy Istanbul as much as I do, considering how much I value discoverability in my games. Specifically with Istanbul, once you’ve played it, you’ve seen everything that’s there. But I find so much joy in running through game after game of Istanbul. And I’m not even seeking the mastery here, like I would be in Chess, I’m just enjoying the tight race that Rudiger Dorn has designed. Every turn feels like it has good decisions to make, and the action selection mechanic of dropping discs is super satisfying, especially when you can make it through a whole game without needing to go back to the fountain. I recommend Istanbul without reservation, and even more so when you add the expansions, but I’ll talk about those another day.
The following pictures contain content from the Arcs Expansion, during my webhost move, some photos were lost.
I like having control. If youâre already familiar with Arcs by Cole Wherle and Leder Games, that should tell you how this review is going to go.
In Arcs, Players are controlling space faring factions as they bump elbows with each other and vie for victory points. The core action selection mechanism is a twist on trick taking. Each chapter of the game deals each player 6 cards in 4 suits. Each suit has access to 2 or 3 different actions, and the numerical strength of the card is inversely related to the number of actions that card can provide.
Each round of the game starts with the player who has initiative. That player plays a lead card, and may choose to Declare and Ambition. The ambitions are how victory points are scored, and the ambition the lead player is allowed to declare is entirely based off the numerical value of the card. Declaring an ambition also reduces the numerical value of the card down to 0, which is quite important for the players who will be following.
The lead player takes however many actions that the card they played allows them to take, then the next player takes their turn. They can choose to Surpass (play a card of the same suit, but higher value), Copy (play a card face down to take a single action that the lead card has access to), or Pivot (play an off suit card, and take a single action that the card has access to. Any player can also play a second card face down to seize the initiative to go first next round, unless the initiative has already been seized this round. If initiative wasnât seized, then whoever played the highest surpass card takes the initiative for the next round.
Thatâs the basic rules of how Arcs plays. I wonât really get into the details of what each action does, or battle, or the nuance of the ambition markers, because those aspects arenât at the core of what I want to talk about. My experience with Arcs was a frustrating one. From the context above, you may have noticed that what you can do is almost entirely dependent on which cards you were dealt at the start of the round. I think everyone at our table every round said something to the effect of âThis hand is awful!â. The ambitions you can declare are dependent on the cards you have, the actions you can play are dependent on the cards you have, if youâre void in a suit, the only way you can access those actions are if someone leads with a card of that suit, and you copy them, taking a single action.
A game of Arcs isnât about doing what you want. Arcs doesnât support players who have a grand strategy and goals that they want to accomplish. Arcs is about tactics, itâs about being opportunistic. Action efficiency means something entirely different in the context of Arcs, itâs not about how many actions you get. Itâs about having that one or two REALLY GOOD actions that enable you to score an ambition. Itâs about sneaking in to get a majority in the 11th hour, itâs about positioning yourself to have the chance to do things in the future. You need to be on your toes in Arcs.
And thatâs all well and good, but ultimately, itâs not the type of game that I really enjoy. I mostly enjoy dice combat games like Eclipse. I like mean games like Food Chain Magnate, but I do not enjoy the feeling of being handcuffed. I donât like being cut off from core actions entirely, just because I was dealt a hand of manoeuvre cards.
The last chapter of Arcs I played, I was dealt 5 manoeuvre cards. The actions available to the manoeuvre cards are to Move, or Influence. I felt entirely out of the game, because those to actions have absolutely nothing to do with the ambitions. And because I had 5 of the 7 manoeuvre cards, I was fairly certain that a manoeuvre card wouldnât be lead. My whole round was a series of copy actions, taking a single action of whatever the lead card is. Unable to plan, unable to score, I felt dejected. Perhaps that hand of that calibre is an anomaly, but it cemented my thoughts that I prefer games where I can do the core actions of the game.
That last chapter ended in quite the upset, too. One player had a near monopoly on Fuel, so he put two tokens on the Tycoon ambition. The other two players manoeuvred and raided his cities, stealing nearly everything he had. On the final turn, one of the players took a single tax action, gaining a material, and the majority on both of the ambitions that were declared that round, and went from 7 points to winning the game entirely. The whole table was floored at the sudden change of fortunes. As I said above, opportunistic.
Make no mistake, Arcs is not a Bad Game. Itâs just not a game for me. I prefer to have more control over what I can do, instead of putting my fate into the heart of the cards.
I do plan to embark on the campaign expansion with my friends. I look forward to what kind of crazy situations Cole Wherle has crafted for us. I donât think itâll change my mind and my preferences towards games that let me plan out a strategy. But with an updated mindset of what action economy means in the context of Arcs, I look forward to those great moments of upset and triumph.
Every few months, the conversation comes up about “Paid Reviews”, and there’s generally a thread or two that gets fairly heated at the concept that some people out there are taking money from publishers in return for a good review. I’ve already laid out my thoughts on paid reviews in my disclosure policy (spoilers, they’re bad), but there is a problem that doesn’t often get addressed during this discussion, and that’s how board game content creators should get paid?
Making content takes time, effort, and often money. Paying for equipment like lights and cameras, hosting fees, and set decorations are just some of the costs that come with trying to create board game content. Producing any kind of content takes time and effort, and I’m a firm believer in compensating people for their time and work. That said, I also realize that the mere act of interacting with publishers causes dual relationships that effect the integrity of the reviewers. So what is a content creator to do, then?
Tom Scott said in a video once that “A person’s threshold for what’s acceptable is just below whatever it is that they’re currently doing”. Some creators have no problems with taking thousands of dollars from a publisher to create sponsored content for them, and produce a ‘free’ review right alongside that sponsored content, with the only delineation between sponsored content and unsponsored content being a single line way down in the video description. Others, like So Very Wrong About Games, are very clear that they will not accept a dime from anyone in board game publishing, going as far as to say if they find out that a publisher is donating to their Pateron, they’ll refund that person every cent they’ve donated. I read a great article from Anime Herald titled “How to Get Paid to Watch Anime“, and the line “how much of your soul are you willing to part with? âZeroâ isnât an option.” rings very true here. Every method has some ethical quandaries tied to it, so the only question that remains is which of these methods are you personally comfortable with?
I’ve searched through various content creator one-pagers, websites, and brainstormed as many ways as I can think of for ways for someone to make money as a content creator. I’ve broken my findings into 3 categories, Money from Publishers, Money from Content Creators, and Money from Viewers. Take a look and let me know if there’s anything you’d add to these lists, and let me know which ones you think are acceptable or not.
Money from Viewers
I think the first way for content creators to make money is via ad revenue. Either pre/post video ads on YouTube, or banner ads and pop-ups on a website, creators can get paid by having an ad near or around their content. Unfortunately, ad revenue isn’t the cash cow you may think it is. There are tones of factors that go into how much money you can squeeze out of YouTube Ad Revenue, but a quick search estimates about $1 for every 500 – 1000 views. Now, looking at someone like The Dice Tower, they average between 1k – 6k views per video, earning between $5 – $20 per video. Also, building a business dependent on Ad Revenue is a terrible idea. It’s unreliable, inconsistent, and at any time YouTube can change the payouts, or their algorithm can just not push a particular video out to the audience. You can’t build a business on Ad Revenue.
So, other ways to get money from viewers, more directly. There’s creator merch (Board Game Hot Takes has a RedBubble store, The Nerd Shelves uses TeeSpring). Creator merch can be helpful, if people want to buy it. Some much larger creators, such as Linus Tech Tips report that 15% of their operating income comes from the merch they sell, but they also have several staff members dedicated to creating merch.
Ko-Fi, Pateron, Twitch Subs, YouTube Members are all ways to support your favourite channels, but each platform takes a cut of the cash too. Twitch takes 50%, YouTube, 30%, Ko-Fi, 5%. Each of these corporations thank you for your donations.
Some channels have had great success using referrals, either through Amazon or directly from a publisher. I think this option is most attractive to a publisher, as they only pay the creator for actual purchases that the creator generated, but they’re also a conflict of interest. Do you trust a reviewer to report on the negative aspects of a product, if they get a kickback for every sale they make?
Crowdfunding is an option for those that have a big enough fan base to warrant it. The Dice Tower, The Secret Cabal, and many others run crowdfunding campaigns every year to fund their programming. Jamie from The Secret Cabal has talked in the past about how stressful the lead up to the crowdfunding campaign is, as you really just don’t know if your fans are going to show up or not, and if they don’t, well then you gotta go and get a job!
Money from Publishers
Publishers will often collaborate with content creators to get their product out in front of a much larger, engaged audience. The “Shut Up & Sit Down Effect” has been a documented success, just like I’m sure getting a Rodney Smith “Watch it Played” video created can do wonders for getting your game out there. Now, while Rodney is the gold standard for a How-to-Play video, he’s a busy fellow, and might not take you on as a client. I’ve seen quotes from other channels saying the base price for a 15 minute video starts at $1,000, and goes up depending on the complexity. Rodney has quoted roughly 30 hours of work for a 20 minute, medium complexity game, but he also has 10 years experience creating this kind of content.
Overviews/preview videos are opinion-free content, showcasing the product, generally with many guidelines from the publisher. This is mostly for Kickstarter/crowdfunding purposes, but most creators I saw offering this service were starting at ~$250 per video
Some streamers will let you sponsor a live stream, where you need to provide a copy of your game, and pay a fee for their time. Phantom Meeple and Amanda Wong (Panda8ngel) were charging $200 USD for a 2-hour twitch stream back in 2022. Of course, Streamers are going to play the games they want to play, but how much would it cost for a publisher to “jump the queue” so to speak? One challenge here for the creators is managing burn-out. If they do a stream once a week, they have 52 streams per year. If half of those are sponsored, they have 26 streams remaining where they get to play the games they want to play.
Photography is an incredible skill, and shooting cardboard is a niche skill. Some creators offer social media posts creation. Kovray sells package deals where they will generate 5 – 10 photos of them playing a specific game per month for the publishers to use on social media, and charge $300 per month for the service with a 3-month minimum buy.
On the subject of social media, some creators will create a video ad, specifically for platforms like TikTok or Instagram, which when done right, can be much more engaging than a generic ad that most people have been conditioned to ignore.
I haven’t seen an offering for this yet, but I assume that most creators would be open to renting out ad space in their videos. Like, when someone has a Kallax of games behind them, with some boxes facing out, what would it cost to have a specific game out for a few videos?
The last idea in the getting money from publishers is to sell the games you get from the publishers after the review obligations have been fulfilled. This one seems debatable if it’s ethical or not. Kefka from No Pun Included, and many others fall on the side of “do not do this“, but I’ve asked a few non-media people about their opinions on the situation, and they don’t see a problem with it, so your mileage may vary.
Money from Content Creators
This category was the hardest to think of, and honestly, feels the most sleezy to me. Content creation should be a collaborative community, a rising tide lifts all ships situation. I don’t like the idea of trying to milk cash out of other creators, but these ideas just didn’t fit in the above category.
Some creators have a studio space that is always set up, ready for them to record. Sometimes it’s in their own home, like in the basement (The Nerd Shelves and Watch it Played), sometimes it’s a seperate location entirely (Actualol). But to offset the costs of the studio equipment, it may be worth it to rent the space out to other creators while you’re not using it. That said, a studio backdrop is fairly significant in a channels identity. Do you want someone creating very similar looking videos, or do you want to go through the effort of taking down all the set decoration each time a new renter comes in to record? It’s tough to say
Having expertise is valueable, and when someone is just getting started, they may not be so inclined to do all the research for all the various pieces of equipment that they may need. A savvy creator could build hardware packages (camera, lights, mics, everything you need to get started) and sell them as a “get started quick” package to someone who wants to build their own studio. This idea came from custom PC builders who do all the legwork of buying parts, putting the PC together, installing software, and selling the whole thing for more than they paid for it.
Lastly, again on the subject of expertise, coaching other creators. Being a source of wisdom for those starting out could be valuable. Maybe they have questions about what bitrate to stream at, or how to solve an annoying audio issue, a seasoned creator could build a consulting business to help those who need it.
In Conclusion
There is something to be said about how it feels somewhat impossible to just be an independant journalist. So many of these options, many would say are unethical or how it biases your opinions in ways that they no longer trust your reviews. For myself, as a blogger, my costs are like, $80 per year for this website. I use my phone to take pictures, and as somewhat of a tech enthuiast, I already have the computers and keyboards necessary to generate my content. But I sympthazise for those who choose to create video content, as it’s a much larger production than I need to deal with.
What do you think? Are there other ways a creator could make money that I’ve missed? Which of these options would you say are no-go? Let me know in the comments below!
